Les soirées version How I Met Your Mother

Kids, In two thousand and nine, I was a student in a business school,and I was with my friends, and some evenings, we went in "OB" but we don't have the right to called it that way... We called it "Ticket-parties".

Let me explain to you what the "Ticket-party" is. First, we buy an expensive Ticket...

The night comes and you prepare yourself to go to this party... It's not a big preparation, you just need to choose some clothes that could be distroyed during the party by cigarette burns and alcohol...

To go to the party, you take the bus. It is Not a classic one. It is a particular bus : an old and dirty one. It is a miracle that this bus still works. Now you're on the bus. There is always a good atmosphere in there. You have two classics during the ride. Firtst, people always sing, some good songs, some others not really...Then, you have the moment of panic: There is always one guy, who at a moment during the ride who says: "Imagine we got a problem...If one of the whells explodes... We could be all dead, man!" And until we arrive at the party, everybody is quiet, hoping that nothing happens.

After 40 minutes in the bus, we arrive. And let's get ready for the party. In the ticket party you first go to the bar in order to drink, and to see who came to the party. You drink with your bros, with girls, with people of your school you don't really know, with people that before the party you didn't know that there were students at the same school as you. The atmosphere is good...The "drink" is not...

The time passed. 2 or 3 hours. Everybody has 3 gramms of "drinks" in the blood. Then we can see "pick-ups". What is a "pick-up"? Kids, there is something you should know. During a party, when there is a physical attraction between a guy and a girl, or between two guys or to girls, you can talk about pick-up. And when you have 3 gramms of "drinks" in your blood, it is easier to pick-up. There are some glamourous pick-ups,and some others not so much!!!

5 hours in the morning. You go home in the same bus as the beginning, but you don't care about the state of the bus, you just want to go home. Your clothes stink, but you don't care.

The next day, you tell everybody that you spent an amazing moment last night.

Merci à Gilloux pour la relecture de l'article ;)